If our family were to get a pet and name it some sort of quasi-virtue name, these would be on our list of possibliities:
- Don't Run Away. (Either that, or Stay By Mom and Dad.)
- No Shouting.
- No Hitting. Or Kicking. Or Biting. (That's a new, really weird thing he's been doing.)
- Take It Easy.
- Don't Stand on Mom's Feet.
- Eat Your Dinner.
- Don't Throw Toys Down the Stairs.
- Put It Back.
- It's Okay. He's Just A Little Baby.